so you can fuck yourself, not the planet.
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it’s time to calm the fuck down (in a cute way). focus on the now, and number 1 (that’s you) with these really good relaxing finds.
so it’s a bit rough in the body basement right now, i get you. we’ve all been through those horrid old times when it looks like you’ve dragged your knicks through a tub of Philly* cheese and let it get all #crustay, but what the fuck does it mean? we’ve devised this highly scientific quiz to help you determine whether you need to be making an awkward phone call to an ex or it’s just a cheeky prescription type situation.
so not to like, gross you out or anything, but which one of these totes tasty foodstuffs looks the most like your discharge?
acid pee?
if you’ve said yes to those symptoms, it’s probs time to get checked.
we’re not medical professionals, but we are seasoned chlamydia-havers.
stop screaming.
it’s an easy fix, take it from our resident doctor.
*disclaimer we are not medical professionals. some, if not all, medical advice from really good culture should be ignored.
acid pee?
if you’ve said yes to those symptoms, it’s probs time to get checked. we’re not medical professionals, but we are seasoned chlamydia-havers. stop screaming. it’s an easy fix, take it from our resident doctor.
discharge is weird.
stop spending time searching your symptoms. nobody knows your bod better than you do, so if you feel like something is off, pick up a test from your local pharmacy, or a visit to your GP can’t hurt. especially if you’ve got a really fit doctor who’ll be all up in your beef sarnie.
it’s Bacterial Vaginosis! maybe.
sorry gurl, but that occasional whiff of burning electrical wire might be coming from you.
Don’t stress, a quick trip to the pharmacy will get you cleared up in no time.
it could be thrush!
we definitely don’t recommend scratching yourself with a hairbrush, but we’d be lying if we said we’d never done it. if you’re itching like a dog with fleas, go buy some Canesten. you'll feel better!